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busting a load, beating off, whackin it...you get the idea
jon y. "i just shloped on my moms favorite magazine...ohs no"
shlop by jesus d christ July 13, 2003
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Pronunciation: /shhh-L0p/
function: verb
date: 14th century
1:the evacuation of more or lest fluid feces
2: taking a wet, nasty dump
Hey, d00d, i shloped all over that wall man.

i need to go home, i shloped in my skirt.

you know sometimes my toilet just cant handle my shloping.

pardon my sudden absence ive been having some explosive diarrhea. Tomson, your bathroom is now covered in my shlop.
shlop by shlopotron24 August 2, 2010
I hate the shlop Marvel Studios has been pumping out, their movies used to be a lot better

Did you see how shloppy that new movie was? It was so low quality, it's like a robot made it.
Shlop by KoolDrizzle September 7, 2023
when its 3 am and ur feeling horny so u go to your little brothers room and ask for that gawk gawk 4000 and you end the night with his peepee in your bootyhole.
Me: Yo give me that shlop
Brother: Ok, say less
*shlop shlop gawk gawk bababooey*
Me: that was some good ass shlop. Thanks bro
Brother: anytime... step bro
shlop by i LIKE SHLOP January 7, 2021
You are a shlop
Shlop by thecockwanker November 9, 2021
DEFINITION: Criminal bozos (Mainly the word "Criminal" but the word "Bozos" incorporated when a person is related to your convo)." Usually used with the preceding word "Brodie" because yall fatsos need to stop being lazy.
Brodie shlop moment when you find out your mom left you forever.
Shlop by PronounsImagine May 8, 2022