Shloff-Loff

1.The flotation devices that look like long colorful foam noodles, often used by children in swimming pools; a pool noodle

2.The game played with such a flotation device, which involves calling out names and hitting people who do not answer correctly or in a timely fashion with said flotation device. The game is played with a group, and one leader who holds the shloff-loff. The leader chooses one person to speak to, and either calls out to them saying either their name, or "Shloff-Loff." The person who has been spoken to must immediately answer with the opposite of what was called out. If they fail to do so, the leader hits them on the head with the shloff-loff, and the game continues.

Origins: Coined by L.Reich at Moshava during the summer of 1995.

If you can't stand in that part of the pool, be sure to take a shloff-loff with you.

"Carol"
"Shloff-loff"

by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) October 25, 2008

shluffy

non yiddish speaking way of saying Shit, poop etc.

im gonna go take a shluffy.

by Bmagay June 23, 2019

Shloffting

When someone masturbates into their socks before putting them on. made by pete and jake.

"Dude i just finnished shloffting, im tellin you my socks are stayin on so much better!"

by JanitorDrum777 March 3, 2010

Shlofty

A shlofty person is one who doesn’t care about their appearance. They would rather dress in sweats and slides for comfort rather than for fashion.

Ugh David is so shlofty, always dressing like a bum.

Lonz is such a shloft.

by Healmytits69 July 31, 2021

Shloffing

Another word for sleep. As used within an Italian family.

Where’s Angela it’s still early. Is she already shloffing?

by AngieNiko426 April 16, 2022