sharpin out

Getting out of something you don't want to do, but all of your friends are going to.

Man Kory is Sharpin out on us again.

by Zach D. January 17, 2005

shlawping

the sound you make when u bang your nuts on your girls pussy.

last night i banged these nuts on my girls pussy and it started shlawping

by crazy lary May 6, 2008

Barkin' Shlarkin'

A German dog that barks.

I was eating a wiener schnitzel and my dog started barkin' shlarkin' at me to get one.

by LeahTheAmerican June 29, 2013

slarpin

sleeping, on the real.

"You hear my call last night?"
"Nah. I was slarpin mad hard, breh."

by gphil January 12, 2009

Sharping

(verb) To mark the thigh of a woman during oral sex with a small mark or symbol using an indelible marker. Commonly done where the woman cannot easily see herself and meant to warn future partners that the woman has been "sharped" before.

Guy 1 "I was sharping that one chick, and I noticed your brand."
Guy 2 "Yeah, I went down on her. It looked like Jimmy and four other guys sharped her in the last few months too. Total skeez."
Guy 1 "Whore."

by JohnsMom February 27, 2011

SZLARPING

Abbreviation of 'spice zombie live action roleplay'. Participants pose as spice zombies, enjoying all the freedom from gravity while avoiding all the negative effects of the drug 'spice'.

I'm going SZLARPING

by szlarp July 3, 2019

shlampin

shlumped + lampin, so a tired yet comfortable position

weston's not gonna come skate, he's shlampin in his hammock

by justaboywhoshlamps December 1, 2019