Shitalking

The art of taking a crap whilst on the phone.

Boy 1: Dude hold on a sec, I need to wipe...

Boy 2: Dude stop shitalking while i'm on the phone!!

by iChantz January 11, 2009

Shinking

(verb) to think while taking a shit.

1. I sat there shinking about how to do my three-hour homework in 30 minutes.
2. Yesterday I shunk so hard I came up with a new business plan.

by Thekillerpebble November 20, 2019

Shwankin

1. To be totally awesome and be filled with awesomeness. To be chillin and having a good time.
2. Also can be said as "shwank".

1. Oh man erin and emmy are shwankin there heads off. THEY ARE SOO SHWANKIN!!!

2. Niki, Dani and becca are coming over in a sec to shwank.

by NikiPie June 1, 2007

Shwaning

When an old man tries to look up a young girls skirt without her noticing

A: I saw that perv shwaning that teenager!

B: Someone really should report him

by Jwc June 3, 2013

shkanking

shkanking

skank-shanking

Sluty lesbians pleasuring eachother in prison with homemade dildos

dude shes totally gonna be doin some shkanking in the joint

by bootycall er27 July 21, 2010

swanking

underwater wanking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies

"Hey arthur, I was swanking with Addison earlier & I spunked on a trouts face"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

shinking

1. To stagnate and wallow in mediocrity.
2. To become bloated and uncomfortable due to lack of activity.

The profits were shinking due to lackluster sales performance.

Without exercise or doing much needed chores at home, Joanna found her body shinking.

by eruditus June 4, 2007