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shitcreek

A fictitious creek, that has shit flowing just like water would normally flow. As a figure of speech, one might say "I am drowning!", but if it worse than that, one may say "I am drowning in shitcreek".
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.
"If you do not complete that proposal, we are going to be 15 miles up shitcreek."
by word genie February 20, 2005
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Shwrecked

the act of being so drunk that you are yelling that you are both shit faced and wrecked simultaneously.
I was show shwrecked when I wrote this!

Yo did you see Kevey G last night?

:Yea man he was SHWRECKED the last time i saw him!
by snaggletooth15876 December 12, 2010
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shitcracker

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person
1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.
by niiien March 13, 2010
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Shitrocks

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.
Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.
by Deadbreed January 20, 2011
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shitbreak

A person that can not or will not deficate in a public place. They have to go home or a familiar place to releave themselves; Excessively or affectedly prim and proper; excessively fastidious and easily disgusted. From the movie, American Pie, the Paul Finch character is called 'Shitbreak' by his friends because he can not take a shit in the school's bathroom. He goes home during the school day to use his own toilet.
"Shitbreak brings his own silverware to a restaraunt"
by TheDuke7509 January 14, 2005
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shitdeck

Swabbin' dem shitdecks I see!
by Can of Worms November 4, 2006
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shimwrecker

Bowling jargon: someone who hooks the ball a ton and soaks up all the oil on the lane.
shimwrecker bowling bowler perfect game 300 900
by Aesh300 June 9, 2011
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