shiture

A photograph of ones feces taken for the purposes of bragging, nostalgia, comedy relief or simply because the photographer has assues. (See definition of assues).

Dude A: I took a hella crap this morning. It was so big I had to take a shiture. Check it out (showing Dude B the evidence).

Dude B: Holy shit, What did you name it?

by Ashland_rox March 2, 2010

shlurple my purple

To suck something purple i.e. a penis

"shlurple my purple"

also "shlurple the purple"

by Tony Dodds November 28, 2007

shurple

a gay male,likes the penis and has a sidekick

hi im kevin shurple wanna be a sidekick brother?

by cailynn October 30, 2007

shiburpie

an adaptation from "shipoopi" a song from the 1950's Music Man musical, expressing joy when one burps

"You made a shiburpie Bindia"

by Kelsjeet Kowalchuk February 2, 2008

Shiturkey

A slip of the tounge if you call some one a shit.

you little shi...turkey. you little shiturkey

by fredredburger August 21, 2009

Spiturtledonkey

A spinosaurus, turtle, and a donkey combined. It has a turtle shell, donkey head, legs, feet, and tail. It has a spinosaurus spine.

Friend 1: Look at that Spiturtledonkey!
Friend 2: What the fuck

by DillyBilly March 4, 2020

sturple

Sturple is a mother that has a hat on

"Dang ur mom is a sturple rn "

by Gay19264920263 August 15, 2021