Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008

shisturbate

To masturbate while taking a massive shit.

Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.

by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009

Shitturbate

to masturbate while taking a poop.
Also used in the form shitturbating and shitturbated.

I can't believe you just walked in the bathroom and saw someone shitturbate at that party.

by Birdslur December 8, 2009

Shiturbating

When masturbating while taking a dump.

Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Shitsturbate

The act of reaching your hand into your rectum and covering it with shit. Then using the shit covered hand to masturbate. The shit will act as a lubricant

Joe: I cummed to the roof whe I finally decided to Shitsturbate!

Paul: I told you!

Joe: Yeah, poop is good lube.

by Topazoo November 29, 2009

skisturbate

the act of masturbating while skiing

Bob: bro what were you doing yesterday when we where skiing?
Jacob: bro i was skisturbating, you should try it
Bob: cool , ill try it someday.

5 days later
Bob: so now that we are here, how the FUCK do i skiisturbate.
Jacob: let me show you, just pull down your pants, grab your willy,stroke, and enjoy skiing!
Bob goes down the hill skisturbating
Bob: wow i love to skisturbate.
Random Lady: Boy you just nutted on my face
Bob:your welcum.

by I_Eat_Sunblock June 29, 2017