shittered

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc

holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!

by Jenny August 3, 2004

I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real

I Shitted In My Pants Man

by I SHITTED IN MY PANTS June 29, 2021

shitstem

What you call the system you are stuck within that is shitty for you (and people like you).

Originates from reggae (1980s Peter Tosh et al.)

I got fired for telling truth. You know dat shitstem.

by J Diceman August 14, 2016

shitterdirt

Shitterdirt is the dirt that is left in a pile next to a hole that has been dug to use as a shitter. The dirt is set aside and saved to fill the shitter hole in once it has become full of shit.

Joe she's been treating me like shitterdirt, casting me aside and left to cover up all her shit.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017

Shitted

Cause if u can be pissed why not shitted

Damn dude u look shitted as fuck

by Causefuckit69 February 26, 2020

Shitsleep

The immensely pleasurable act of taking a large shit and proceeding to go to bed directly after. The expanded anal sphincter, aka asshole, when combined with the normal force or the pushing up of the bed, provides a very sensual and pleasurable experience.

James Woods: I'm gonna shitsleep tonight.
Peter Griffin : What did ya have Mexican for lunch?

by Alduin_Jot December 13, 2012

Shittered

State of complete and total inebriation, tyically due to alcohol, but may be drug-related.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Going to the clubs to get shittered."

by Heav_87 May 31, 2006