Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014
Get the shitsaurus mug.An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.
An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.
see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.
see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?
by roberto lewis November 2, 2009
Get the Shitshaman mug.He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019
Get the shitstalking mug.A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.
When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.
His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
by Maxchillen September 13, 2016
Get the Shitscapes mug.1. The act of viewing Instagram while taking a shit.
2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.
2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.
Sorry that took so long, I was shitstagramming.
The wifi here sucks, that shitstagram took a minute to load.
Dog, my shitstagram got 14 likes today. That's def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.
The wifi here sucks, that shitstagram took a minute to load.
Dog, my shitstagram got 14 likes today. That's def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.
by Giardipants January 19, 2014
Get the Shitstagram mug.Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".
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