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Shinesty

A company that never stops giving. Such as, never stops sending you emails that you can't possibly pass up reading when normally you'd just delete them without thinking twice. A company that never stops giving you a side stitch due to endless hours of laughing on end from their ridiculous banter on their website. A company that gives you the best ball hammock boxer briefs you've ever had (yes you read that right, BALL HAMMOCK). And most importantly, a company that made you waist an hour of your life you'll never get back for finding pickles in their emails to earn free stuff. Buy their stuff folks, you won't regret it.
Have you seen the Big Bang collection on Shinesty's website? Fuckin' hilarious dude!
by Queen14bee December 28, 2021
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shitastic

Something extremely shitty. So shitty that its almost great.
Q: So how are you today Alex?
A: Shitastic.

Wow, that hangover was shitastic
by Anonymous January 23, 2003
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Bolivar Shagnasty

a) A Character on the Red Skelton Show.
b) A ladies' man.
c) {From the Greek} "Bolivus Shagnasticus", roughly meaning, "One who floods" (It was the title of a roman dictator roughly around 120 AD.)
Bolivar Shagnasty was a funny character!

Man, that Nathan kid sure gets all the ladies! He's a real Bolivar Shagnasty.

Bolivar Shagnasty is a real Flooder--he sure knows how to make it rain.
by run4funman November 12, 2010
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shitastic

An adjective used to describe something that was initially pleasant or fantastic, but ended up really shitty.
Shittyness usually progresses.
Guy: Today was so shitastic.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy: Well everything was going good until my girlfriend

dumped me for her stepsister.

Guy 2: Man that sucks!

Guy: Yea and that's not even the worse part, turns out she

gave me herpes too. Oh and someone stole my iPhone

outta of my car.

Guy 2: That's so shitastic man!

**************

Girl: Man, Kelly is such a shitastic bitch.

Girl 2: Why, what'd she do?

Girl: Well she seemed totally cool at first, but the I found out

she's been sleeping with my father!
by TheWordCreatorOriginator December 18, 2011
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Shitastic

Something that is really horrible for someone, but really awesome and exciting for you.
Nurse Traci stated, "You can wake me up if some shitastic comes in the ED."
by purdymouth October 11, 2014
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Shitastic

When you're day goes fantastically shitty. Or so shittly fantastic.
Damn.. my day has been shitastically amazing!
by TheListo October 25, 2010
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whitnasty

Aww man I got whitnastyed last night.
by whitnasty September 13, 2007
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