As the family looked out at Mt. Rushmore, a bird flew overhead and took a shit on the mountain. The boy saw this and said; "Mom, that bird made it Mt. Shitmore."
by Thatguyinyourshed. December 11, 2016
Get the Mt. Shitmore mug.An idiom describing the action plan for resolving a dillemma, which will ultimately prove futile. Term pioneered by Mr. Lahey, in describing how Ricky and Julian from the Trailer Park Boys will try to get out of a situation he'll put them in, but won't be able to.
"The boys are playing a shitgame Randy"
"What do you mean Mr. Lahey?"
"Those fuckknobs are climbing up a shitrope Randy. Do you know what a shitrope is?
"No Mr Lahey"
"It's a rope for fucksuckers like those three. A rope for criminals. The harder you squeeze to the rope, the more you slide down it into the shit puddle."
"What do you mean Mr. Lahey?"
"Those fuckknobs are climbing up a shitrope Randy. Do you know what a shitrope is?
"No Mr Lahey"
"It's a rope for fucksuckers like those three. A rope for criminals. The harder you squeeze to the rope, the more you slide down it into the shit puddle."
by Philip Lynch June 20, 2006
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"OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopherenia!"
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"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"
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"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"
by natasha c. April 29, 2008
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Get the shitmotherfuckerbitch mug.Animal used to describe the breath of a person when that person's breath is so foul that no other living animal can compare.
This persons breath smells like the ass of such a horrible being that there is no conceivable animal on Earth to compare it to. Therefore, an independent counsel was formed consisting of top scientists from the animal wildlife federation and higher-ups from the dental hygienists association to come up with a new animal that could be a on par with the foul nature of this person's breath. This animal they called the “Shitopotamus.”
This persons breath smells like the ass of such a horrible being that there is no conceivable animal on Earth to compare it to. Therefore, an independent counsel was formed consisting of top scientists from the animal wildlife federation and higher-ups from the dental hygienists association to come up with a new animal that could be a on par with the foul nature of this person's breath. This animal they called the “Shitopotamus.”
by Tyrone Wallace June 30, 2008
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I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!
by LonePooper November 3, 2018
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Hollywood is a shitopia for borderline personalities.
by wondertrash September 2, 2009
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