shitcake

Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.

As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....

by osibisa November 16, 2007

shitake

1) a japanese mushroom
2) used by little children, too scared to actually say shit

1) mmm we're having shitake soup tonight!
2) oh my god! shitake, you scared me!

by jengabenga January 22, 2009

Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

shitcake

An offensive or loathsome person.

Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.

by von Trips August 29, 2009

shitwalker

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.

Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!

by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015

holy shitake mushrooms!

To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut

Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

by holyshi_take April 10, 2009

Shitcaker

One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.

" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"

by donkey hole butt pirate July 30, 2006