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Shitscapes

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.
When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
by Maxchillen September 13, 2016
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shitcan

He's showed up late 3 times already. Next time it happens we are going to shitcan him.
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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shitcake

Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....
by osibisa November 16, 2007
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shitcake

Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.
by von Trips August 29, 2009
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shiticles

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.
"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."
by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006
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shatican

The new name of the home of the Pope after Joe Biden shat his pants during his visit there.
I was going to go to mass in Rome, but I couldn’t stand the smell in the Shatican long enough.
by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021
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shitdickness

You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.
by jumbo921 March 7, 2010
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