shitcoat

When someone brings you non-bad news, or makes a statement, but then say it in a rude or a slick way, so then it sounds like an insult.

Guy #1: "Well, well, well. Looks like somebody's momma finally took them shopping."
Guy #2: "Bra, are you trying to say you like my fit?"
Guy #1: "You know me so well."
Guy #2: "Yeah. I know you like to shitcoat everything."

by wordofthedayeverydayandallday March 12, 2010

Shitola

After a long night out, the state of a girl's unsightly appearance the next morning.

Robert: Hey Josh I saw Jess this morning when she walked into work...

Josh: Oh yeh? How is she doing?

Robert: She was in an absolute state of shitola from partying all last night.

by BabyMama.gov.net/edu September 22, 2009

Shitclamp

Shitclamp "Sh-it-Clah-Mp".

1.) One Who clamps shit.
2.) A Person whom you dislike
3.) An arrogant Redneck
4.) A Random insult

"Listen shitclamp, I don't care what you did with your sister in the walmart bathroom last night, fuck off".

by DJ Cormier May 8, 2008

Shitcloak

To Cover an individual entirely from head to toe with animal or human feces, and convince them they are invisible.

Last week we got so drunk in Larry's barn that we covered Duke in horse dook, and legitimately convinced him he was invisible because of his Shitcloak

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019

Shitcoat

An offensive and laughably awful item of clothing that defines an entire look e.g. Jose Mourinho, Mac's Duster, the entire East 17 Christmas thing and Sunraged's white monstrosity.

"There's no way that's a pen"
"The referee is not having that"
"Ah look, now Mourinho's going fucking bananas"

"FUCK OFF SHITCOAT"

by Captain Mauser January 8, 2022

shitola

an exclamation to be used when your so surprised you shit your pants and you want the world to know

wow this is great... aww...... SHITOLA

by squeakmighty crap shit July 8, 2009

shitsolation

The crushing feeling of loneliness one sometimes receives while defecating alone in an isolated environment.

I gotta tell you, Jim, I am happy we're poop buddies now; I was suffering from shitsolation pretty bad in that new spacious bathroom.

Wilma always waits to go to the restroom with her girlfriends, I think she suffers from shitsolation issues.

by The Turd Burglar of Wisconsin October 26, 2017