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shitbird

A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.
Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.
by Marechal March 11, 2003
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shitlist

(n) a list of entities exhibiting general disfavorability, particularly as a result of transgression. Presumably these entities will not receive the normal benefits enjoyed by those not on the list.
(v) the act of placing someone on said list.
Every single thing I've bought from Black & Decker, two coffeemakers and a rice cooker, has totally stopped working. They are *SO* on my shitlist.
by nplastic January 28, 2004
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ShitBit

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.
The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019
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Shitmisting

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles
yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting
by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010
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anti-shittist

One who does not accept the Mighty Doo Doo Turd (Duda'h) as his personal savior.
Anti-shittists try to redicule the shittist religion
by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008
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Shitbird

A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation.

Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.

Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.
Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."
by AnusIacocca July 21, 2011
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shitbid

The act of bidding something you're not going to pay for, typically used on eBay and other online auctions. Shitbids are often a ridiculously high price much, much higher than the value of the actual item being sold. A shitbidder usually targets the person selling the item, often with the intention of making the seller lose money due to a personal grudge.
I posted something on eBay and somebody shitbidded it up to $5000. Now I have to pay to relist it again because he didn't pay.
by cober1 March 7, 2013
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