shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.

Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011

shitburger

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.

Don’t bite the shitburger!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

Shit Bagger

A dog owner carrying a see-through bag of shit while walking their dog. Though they are being responsible by picking up their dog's crap, nevertheless, they are walking around with a bag of nasty shit in their hands!

Why do shit baggers use clear bags to pick up after their dogs?

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

shithagged

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'

i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.

by Jasknob March 1, 2009

shitnigger

a) Videogame slang: A phrase used in anger, often when killed or in some other way aggravated

b) A black person composed of feces

a) SHITNIGGER!!!! He just edgehogged me!

b) dude, look at that shitnigger!

by John F. Spunkle December 17, 2008

shitbaggery

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.

Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"

by shitbagger September 1, 2007

Shitbarge

A living complex that lacks organization or responsible oversight to the point where the only reason for living at this establishment is for fiscal reasons. Because of this there is little or no accountability. Conditions of this place are comparable to living on a barge that hauls manure. Usually everyone is miserable, the facilities don't function properly and for lack of better words - everything is covered in shit.

Ted: "The electricity still doesn't work and now our window won't close. I told the landlord three weeks ago to have someone look at this but he still hasn't!"

Ron: "Yeah and that bitch across the hallway is fucking her BF while the door is open again. Fuckin' eh that shits gross!"

Ted: "I HATE LIVING IN THIS FUCKIN' SHITBARGE!"

by MAINEBOY July 25, 2011