Shiznipples

When one's nipples are very perky and are noticeable through their shirt. Unfortunately, this seems to happen more to middle aged men than anyone else. :'(

Bill: Dude, look at Jeremy, he has fuckin' shiznipples.
Dan: I know man, they're like fucking mountains!

by MotherLiquorLicker October 20, 2011

Shiznipples

When you accidentally stub your toe on something or forget something like:

Walks in the room and stubs toe on table leg.

"Shi- (parents look at you)znipples I said shiznipples."

Or

Can't find book at school.

"Shiznipples I left my book at home!"

by XxDreamerAtBestxX July 3, 2014

shisnipples

A great word to say to your friend

My freind is the shisnipples.

by Cow an May 14, 2018