Appalachian shit monkey

Weak-minded, drug-addicted white trash from Southern Ohio who couldn't make a single good decision if their life depended on it.

Your out of work brother is such an Appalachian shit monkey!

by Scoot Rogers February 12, 2021

Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.

Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.

by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011

Piss shit monkey

Piss shit monkey is a new phrase used by young audiences. It is used as an insult to any gender or race. And no racism is inplied by using it. The short way of saying it is “shit monkey”

Shut up you entitled piss shit monkey.

by -Not a piss shit monkey September 21, 2022

Monkey Shit Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!

by JSP123 January 22, 2009

Shit-flinging-monkey

A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.

"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."

by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006

monkey shit

putty material that is used for filling in gaps.

Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.

by STGC Fountaine February 14, 2005

shit faced monkey bitch

an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)

That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!

by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005