Shartist

One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.

After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa

by yourdirtydiaper August 22, 2009

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Shortist

A person who is short and supports the idea of shortism. They do not like tall people and their symbol is a ladder.

Tall people SUCK! The shortists will rise again.

by MemeMaster777 June 28, 2018

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shittist

1.) a person who shits his/her pants a lot
2.) a person who makes use of fecal matter with sex partners
3.) slang for an idiot

i heard that kid was a shittist

by Whipshock July 23, 2003

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The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.

Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.

by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012