Shire

Collective gathering of nerds from UC Irvine's first-year Middle Earth dormitory. They are the "special honor kids."
Did you see those kids from The Shire walking past us Dennis? You could spot the nerdiness from like ten miles away.
by Leo Kang May 31, 2003
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Shiree

A sexy woman who has style, grace and a gorgeous face.
Wow she really is Shiree, I’d hit that
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the shire

A magical place that withholds many secrets. The room is owned by a gadavier who goes only by a name that is unpronounceable. It's really cool shit man come by and we will light er up.
by mitch is back October 12, 2009
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The Shire

The place you float off to once you start toking.
"Hurry and light my blunt man, can't wait to get to the shire!" hobbiton lala land toke marajuana broccoli
by marvin890809 September 24, 2011
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Shire

The place where Bilbo and Frodo Baggins, along with many other hobbits, live. Most hobbits never leave the Shire, unlike Frodo and Bilbo, who both leave and travel and have grand adventures.
SAM: If I take one more step it'll be the farthest away from The Shire I've ever been.

FRODO: Come on, Sam.
by A Lord of The Rings Fan December 18, 2010
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The Shire

"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"
by Jack324 January 17, 2009
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The Shire

A cesspit inhabited by the most revolting skanks and violent douche bags on the planet. They're all blinded by a wall of arrogance that is cemented together with stupidity and ignorance. they tend to believe that they are gods gift to creation and call everyone who bags them "Jealous".

Originally inhabited by monkey's who learned to wax and go swimming, they were quarantined until the construction of the Tarren Point Bridge, which opened up the area to St. George who defend , for some unknown reason, the Shire from the Lebs and other scum of the area. Almost all inhabitants smoke marijuana, and if ever confronted by one of these primal creatures, the only way to avoid confrontation is to say you've been "Punching Cones" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.
"Dude I almost got bashed last night!"
"What the fuck!?! Where?"
"I was in the shire."
"How'd you get out of it?"
"Said I punched cones. Duh."
"Ahhh.... Fucking stupid monkeys"
by Shire hater March 03, 2008
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