Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

Shipmaned

Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies

Jed: Where is Dave?

Harry: He cant be here today

Jed: why not?

Harry: He got shipmaned

Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?

Harry: Next wednesday

by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009

shitmate

1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.

2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.

Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.

by Mo Green April 2, 2008

shitmate

The co-worker dropping a deuce in the stall next to you.

Sorry shitmate, but I had burritos last night.

by Ftbstrd April 25, 2016

Shitmate

2 or more individuals who shit at the same time everyday.

John: Hey, did you know Jessica is my shitmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s cool man.

by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022

shopmatesmanship

Good repor and chemistry between you and your fellow shop personnel. Derived in the US Navy, but applicable to any work center.

"Petty Officer Trim showed exemplary shopmatesmanship druing training today."

by bobibouche December 3, 2005

shipmatesmanship

To execute your daily duties in the US Navy without screwing over your buddy's and/or shipmates. Can be used sarcastically in most any situation.

Pro: And I quote "AT2 Silkworth displayed good shipmatesmanship by cleaning up all the crap that her LPO threw on the shop floor."

Con: "AT1 Walkup displayed poor shipmatesmanship when he threw crap all over the floor."

by bobbibouche July 3, 2007