Shimmage

To Edit/Photoshop/Airbrush a photo

Zoe: "Hey, did you see that photo I tagged of you from last night?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, it sucked"
Zoe: "What, didn't you like it?"
Rebecca: "No, I had to shimmage that bad boy"

by LaRocque August 4, 2010

Chimmy Shimmy

The clenched butt cheek walk/run one finds themselves making to reach the nearest toilet before raining a gush of explosive diarrhea in their pants after eating too many chimichangas (or even one funky one).

Got drunk last night and ate 3 chimichangas. Seemed smart at the time, but woke up this morning with the Chimmy Shimmy. Damn near crapped myself!

by Odiggz August 17, 2014

shimaidon

A situation commonly found in pornography in which someone is able to get their way with two sisters.

Dude, the Olsen twins are my dream shimaidon

by PavelBeschieru January 18, 2019

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009

Shimmerance

An object that has a shimmering glow to it

"That's a nice necklace but, it lacks shimmerance....."

by Bassidhound September 18, 2012

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.

"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

Shimmerick

A 'Shimmerick' occurs when a person tells a story and/or explains a situation in such detail where the original point of the story or situation has been lost.

Ky "So...wait...what? I'm confused...what were we talking about? Oh....it's kind of like when....."

Pi "Don't you dare 'Shimmerick' on me."

by Shimmerick1993 June 23, 2016