Romper Schlomper

When a person smokes the last of the marijuana through a bong and then tips the bong water over their penis before receiving a blow job.

Oh no! Harry is about to have the last bong! Quick who wants to give him a Romper Schlomper?

by Nuronix October 15, 2021

shlample

a drunkenly slurred form of "sample" and "slam" combined
originally as in to hook up with/ have sex with someone
(to "shlample" someone)

but in can replace any verb of your choosing

also spelt schlample

"i really want to shlample him"
"can i shample that shirt sometime?"
"i would could totally shlample some ice cream right now"
"lets shlample somewhere else"
"like shlample?"

by bougie girls May 25, 2008

scrompled

totally messed up; not functioning as originally intended

i went to try and fix her computer problem, but her pc is scrompled.

by PAZUZUDEMON December 25, 2008

schlopple

a vast quantity of something arranged in a haphazard fashion

Chico: Dude, did you try the nachos?
Vinnie: Hell yeah man! There was a schlopple of sour cream all over those bad boys!

by rushfan1977 July 25, 2011

Schlimple

When some one with a low IQ has one leg longer than the other and it affects their walk.

"Shes been schlimple since birth, put together totally wrong."

by Aggs87 December 12, 2013

Slomple

When someone is extremely tired and they trip constantly.

“Yeah he was in a complete slomple mood that glorious bastard.”

by The BooneDocks April 29, 2019

Shlomped

Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.

Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”

by MScarn111 July 2, 2019