o'shannessy

the act of fantacising about small dogs in the cavities of large sweaty elderly men whilst having their way with a watermelon possibly whilst shoving a tampon in their rectum to achieve the ultimate sensual imaginary pleasure.

tomothy was totally o'shannessy-ing about an elderly jesus during chapel yesterday

by matthew alex barry October 9, 2008

Shawnnery

Rhymes with "Connery".

And "SEANery" (pronounced with a long "e" --- it means lovely ocean vistas; you can look it up on this website) rhymes with "KEANEry" (also a Scottish name --- well, okay: it's actually Irish, da same as "Sean" is, but we're talking James Bond's traditional-kilt-wearing actor here, plus da Emerald Isle and da Scottish Isles are near each other, and share a lot of things including closely-located borders and Celtic heritage), so if "Shawnnery" rhymes with "Khannery", does dat make da infamous Star Trek villain of red-hair-and-freckles origin, as well???

by QuacksO April 15, 2025