A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant (hawkward) that is so hawkward the awkwardness is squared.
In the Young Audience series Animorphs by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic Inc.), Tobias (who is a hawk) had to explain to his uncle (who is an alien) the purpose of kissing, though neither of them had lips; this was a squawkward moment.
by Animorphs: The Radio Drama fan July 7, 2010
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Get the hawkward mug.Something that is simultaneously hot and awkward. Why spend the time saying "I find this situation is both hot and awkward?" When you could just say "This is hawkward." Or better yet, just pause and say "Hawkward!"
When something is hot, in a sexual way, while being awkward too.
When something is hot, in a sexual way, while being awkward too.
(Me and my sister are making out with each other.)
Sister: "OMG. You are a really good kisser!"
Me: "You are too, sis! Wow! This is hawkward!!!! LOL!"
Sister: "Def. What time is mom coming home?"
Me: "Not for another half hour."
(We resume making out.)
Sister: "OMG. You are a really good kisser!"
Me: "You are too, sis! Wow! This is hawkward!!!! LOL!"
Sister: "Def. What time is mom coming home?"
Me: "Not for another half hour."
(We resume making out.)
by TryTbone November 10, 2012
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The state of being so awkward that you want to fly out of the situation, just like a hawk...
The state of being so awkward that you want to fly out of the situation, just like a hawk...
What do you know, and where do you gotta go. Well I don't know what I am doing, so therefore don't know where to go... #hawkward
by M_hawk May 25, 2014
Get the Hawkward mug.(adj.) Synonym for "awkward"; describes a situation which is uncomfortable or embarrassing or a person who is socially inept. Can be shortened "shmawk".
by shmeeble January 25, 2009
Get the shmawkward mug.When someone reveals information about someone to their face that could only have been garnered via intensely following their activities on social networking sites. Nearly always potentially embarrassing for both parties.
by kavdog June 1, 2010
Get the Stalkward mug.The sensation of awkwardness that ensues upon running into an individual several times in the course of the day, without intending to, leading to the conclusion by the other party that you are stalking them.
1. "I hadn't seen Amy in weeks, and today I ran into her six times! It was stalkward, man!"
2. "So, I'd never met this guy before, but I've seen him like five times today, it's really stalkward!"
2. "So, I'd never met this guy before, but I've seen him like five times today, it's really stalkward!"
by cavecanem January 27, 2010
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