Post Shave Clarity

When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.

Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard

by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020

Shave the Whales

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.

Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales

by Wize.Online August 10, 2008

I shaved my balls for this?

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012

shaved

The London term for getting stabbed and either dying or critical condition

i ran down bkay bait faced on a mains and he got shaved

by deezfatnuts January 10, 2021

Shavez

He is amazing, insperational and stylish. Very Cute and funny. Overprotective and athletic. He is a phenomenal friend and will do anything to see you smile. He is unique and one of a kind.

Man, Shavez is the bomb!

by Ivy Venus October 18, 2015

shaved chewbacca

an unusually ugly individual

My God, did you see that girl Dave disappeared with? She was a shaved chewbacca.

by rhymer rigby August 30, 2003

shaved monkey

A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.

Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.

1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.

by decimator1337 November 12, 2014