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Saturbating

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The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.

Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.

Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...

Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....

Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
by munciemike May 23, 2009
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Shiturbation

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Taking shits are boring, so I decided try my hand shiturbation to make it more fun.
by hoovyoovy May 30, 2010
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shasterbate

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person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
by shexcelent December 1, 2009
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Chaturbate

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A free live webcam site. THough 90% of the "models" on their broadcasting are gross there are the few that are actually hot and fun to chat with and put on a good show.

Unlike other live webcam sites where one person pays to go private, chaturbate everyone can see and the model is based on tips.

Though many people on the site actually just masturbate and broadcast for free without expecting any pay out.

It's supposedly the fastest live webcam site. It's great if you want more of an interaction, and not just a boring recorded video.
"have you heard of chaturbate?"

"Dafuq s that an actual site?"
by feces face August 24, 2012
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Shiterbate

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To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating
Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.
by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009
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Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.
by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009
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Sexturbates

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When you are forced to masturbate after sending a sexually explicit text to someone that is ignored.
Kristin- 'What up sexy Steven...I so wish you were here right now to *blank* my *blankety* *blank*...I want you so effin' bad right now'
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After checking her phone for the umpteenth time and pattin' herself on the back for being so hot and sexy, Kristin gives in and sexturbates.
by kffluffy August 5, 2010
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