1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.
2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner
2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner
1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates
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•When you want to call someone a shit head but dont want to cuss in front of children.
• Used also as a way to call someone a shit head without them knowing you called you a shit head.
For them it can become a term of endearment all the while knowing its an insult. A (win-win) if u will.
• A fake name to give someone you dont want to talk to in person or on the phone.
•When you want to call someone a shit head but dont want to cuss in front of children.
• Used also as a way to call someone a shit head without them knowing you called you a shit head.
For them it can become a term of endearment all the while knowing its an insult. A (win-win) if u will.
• A fake name to give someone you dont want to talk to in person or on the phone.
Aww... Shateed, you shouldn't have.
Person A: Hello , I'm calling about extending your automobile warranty, I've got great news...who do I have the pleasure of speaking with today?
Person B: shateed, I am shateed ma'am (then proceeds to hang up phone)
Ok, shateed you got it all figured out, you should really write a book shateed so we can all learn from the great shateed.
Person A: Hello , I'm calling about extending your automobile warranty, I've got great news...who do I have the pleasure of speaking with today?
Person B: shateed, I am shateed ma'am (then proceeds to hang up phone)
Ok, shateed you got it all figured out, you should really write a book shateed so we can all learn from the great shateed.
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Get the shatteed mug.It's when you're so thirsty and you can't quench your thirst. You're also known to shart your pants often in public places. Sharting then turns into full blown shitting your pants and you have to smoke weed to calm yourself before you hose yourself off since you're covered in your own shit. Shatweed is the worst person to be. Nobody likes them not even when they're drunk or high. Maybe a straggler crackhead will befriend them grudgingly only to run far away after a whiff of their smell. Whatever you do never be a shatweed.
I used to be a shatweed but I realized I was spending too much money on clothes after shitting myself and smoking weed. I decided to NEVER be a shatweed again. I was the worst human possible.
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