Shitgasm

When an individual releases the excrete that has been building inside of his or herself for hours. This is proceeded by a euphoric relief.

"Gregg, ever taken a shit that just felt so right"
"Oh, you mean a shitgasm, totally!"

by Michael Mitchell and Gregg Monastyrski February 6, 2008

Shaqgasm

Noun
1. A physical or mental sensation so amazing it can be compared to Shaquille O’Neal's basketball skeelz.
2. Something pleasing enough to figuratively make the person ejaculate as much as Shaquille O’Neal can.
3. To ejaculate a huge load as if you were 7 ft 1 in, 325 lb and the greatest man to ever live.

1. "Jessica Biel...mmm, just thinking about her gives me a shaqgasm."
3. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has given me a serious raging shaqgasm.

by Mo_Shift_Fo January 14, 2008

Shangasm

Word used by Echelon and any other 30 seconds to mars fan to describe the feeling of (sexual) pleasure/happiness associated with watching a Shannon Leto/30 Second to Mars Music Video. In other words, a Shannon Leto induced Orgasm.

Did you see Shannon in the new 30 seconds to mars video? Yes I had a shangasm

by valentineonmars May 26, 2011

spagasim

When one has a spagasim one expirences a state that is like an orgasm in relation to sounds but has nothing to do with being sexually aroused, most of the time.

She was walking around the kitchen and had a spagasim when she heard "drop that baccon".

by Caitlin Smith May 10, 2005

Shitgasm

N. The Best part of feciation. A moment of infinite awesomeness.

Boy: ohh, yeah! Yes!
Mom: honey, whats going on?
Boy: nothing, mom. Just having a shitgasm on the toilet.

by StarRockerGuy January 14, 2010

Statgasm

This happens when you're checking out your favourite athlete's statistics and while getting a hard-on/creaming your pants because his/her stats are so beautiful that you just can't help but express your beloved oh-face.

Gary: Holy shit bro, did you see Dwight Howard's amazing stat line last night? 48 points, 21 boards and 8 blocked shots. I can't get over it.

Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.

Gary: What?

Mike: What do you mean what?

Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.

Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.

by ayjayyy June 7, 2011

Shitgasm

The incredible feeling of taking a long anticipated shit.

I had to shit for hours and couldn't find a toilet; but once I did I had the best shitgasm of my life.

by sbsmike January 21, 2013