Shitastrophe

(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.

"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)

by Griffin Boyce June 16, 2007

shitastrophe

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.

I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.

by Dr4T7 April 9, 2006

Slutastrophe

1. When a girls clothes are so far beyond the scope of "slutty" that a more powerful word must be used.

2. The event of being surrounded by multiple people who are either dressed slutty or are confirmed to be slutty.

Check out that girl at the bar, she's a total slutastrophe.

Ladies night at the club was a full on slutastrophe.

by Twisty McFisty June 4, 2010

Scatastrophe

A catastrophe related to or with direct involvement of scat.
Can also be used analogously as to describe a situation of catastrophic failure, but slightly worse and possibly with a little scat sprinkled on top.

1. Last night Chris had the chili cheese habanero bean and salsa dip along with a few gin and tonics which resulted in this morning's scatastrophe.

2. The most famous scatastrophe of all time is probably 2 girls 1 cup.

3. It's horrible to see a crane collapse on a building, but for that building to be an old folk's home is a scatastrophe.

by itakepwnership September 25, 2010

Shitastrophe

When you walk into the toliet stall and the toilet is all stopped up with t.p. and sh*t and almost overflowing.

Don't go into that stall...it's a shitastrophe.

by stormin4 May 17, 2011

Swagtastrophe

swag-tas-tro-phe
noun
Something or someone with an abundance of no swag.

Cheryl is a swagtastrophe compared to Millie.

by Beanbean27 May 21, 2011

Scatastrophe

1:Whenever John Paul Larkin (Aka:The Scatman) died on December 3, 1999. December 3rd is now recognized as a Scatastrophic day.

Tom: Jill, did you know that The Scatman died the other day?!
Jill: Ohemgee Tom, that's a scatastrophe!

by WGBEntertainment July 4, 2010