sharted

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter

That guy over there has just sharted himself

by Durferer June 14, 2014

Sharted

When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.

Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.

by Allan1297 September 8, 2015

nessa sharted

nessa sharted is when nessa sharted herself on live and blamed it on bryce hall.

charli: hey did you see that new dance on tiktok?
dixie: no but nessa sharted on josh’s live though

by garrett graham August 8, 2020

shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

Shafted

Ripped off, cheated, treated most unfairly by people or even just by fate...

The story of Shark Island!

Shark Island were the biggest band in LA in the 80's, every band copied their style, their moves, everything. Axl Rose ripped off a lot of Richard Black's (Shark Island singer) moves and got famous with them. Yep, Shark Island got well and truly shafted!

by Dope Slanger August 24, 2006

sharted

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."

by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006

Lipsed it, sharted & darted

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017