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shartsexual

sexually attracted to shart, like envisioning what sex using shart would be like. The s in SLGBTQ stands for shartsexual.
spreg: i hate shart
net: huh? does this mean your shartphobic?
spreg: **YOU'RE and yes
net: :( but im shartsexual
spreg: K *walks away*
net: *becomes brocken*
by shartlover <33 February 5, 2021
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sharuse

A Girl who is lacking intelligence and is most hated.People only invite him into their friend group because they feel bad about how ugly he is.People will only like him if they are either being tortured or being held hostage.
Hey look it’s a sharuse.We best get away from him
by anonymous October 22, 2020
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shartisery

A bakery that specializes in sharts
“Oh my! Would you like to come to the shartisery with me next sunday?”
by milk100 November 26, 2021
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Shartsexual

A person attracted to another person with bladder problems such as IBS
"I like people with bladder problems therefor I am shartsexual."
by Mike715 May 8, 2023
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Shartus Maximus

when you do the biggest shart ever. it might break your toilet. it happens to some people after they've eaten spicy food or if you get food poisoning.
omfg. i went to the toilet and i did a shartus maximus after eating chicken sashimi so big it blocked my toilet!!
by SAUCYCUMSACK69 December 10, 2025
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