Sharttard

The act of farting but accidentally crapping ones pants in a retarded fashion.
One who resembles the stains in a retarded persons underpants.

Dennis is a sharttard.

by crumb5336 May 5, 2009

Shartshag

When you lose tons of brain cells after ejaculating in your mom, the same act in ones dad has a different effect such as HIV

Hey John! Hows Carl??? Good He Had a fat shartshag last night! OH SHIT is his mom alright ? Ya he did it with his dad after and now he is in the hospital with HIV

by Sxrrealism April 29, 2019

Shartwheel

When one sharts while laying nude on a spinning lazy susan

Bro get me spinnin after Taco Bell and I’m finna do a fat shartwheel

by SammySlammy June 26, 2020

shartwheel

A cartwheel, in the midst of which a shit is accidentally taken.

"Trying to make a list using bullets and numbering in Microsoft Word is like doing a shartwheel."

by Buster T. Foodcube January 31, 2007

Sharth

A shit, a big old messy poo-poo. A time of much shitting.
A shit that smells bad, looks bad and feel bad to even think about.

i sharthed my brains out, i think it was your shitty cooking.

theres sharth all over the bathroom floor what the fuck did you guys do?

by gocl802 December 1, 2010

ShareThyLove

a nice lad.

guy 1: dude, ShareThyLove is epic.
guy 2: OK,

by jahkwjheodwjidowd April 4, 2019

sharith

Is an amazing man, who has a big genitilia..... It is very light colored......

Omg!!!!! he is soo sharith xD

by Doctor U December 16, 2013