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Shartwheel 

When one sharts while laying nude on a spinning lazy susan
Bro get me spinnin after Taco Bell and I’m finna do a fat shartwheel
Shartwheel by SammySlammy June 26, 2020

shartwheel 

A cartwheel, in the midst of which a shit is accidentally taken.
"Trying to make a list using bullets and numbering in Microsoft Word is like doing a shartwheel."
shartwheel by Buster T. Foodcube January 31, 2007
Dried up semen in the end of a fore skinned weiner, you can pop it off like a bottle cap just for fun.
So I was with mary last night, and forgot to clean my ween, so I woke up this morning and had to pop out my saltwheel.
saltwheel by crapapplez. December 24, 2015

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026