Sharethon

To give and receive something from someone you care for deeply

I sharethon with u this pic

by Cris brown September 12, 2021

ShaRhonda

Like no other. Beautiful, classy, and sassy. A little stubborn. Slightly crazy. Lifetime friend and partner. U want a Sharhonda on your team.

Sharhonda is worth more than rubies.

by Who's That Lady December 21, 2016

shareaholic

n., pl. -shareholics.

Individual addicted to posting online everything they see, experience or think.

One who compulsively posts their whole life online ala Facebook www.Facebook.com, Twitter www.Twitter.com, Digg www.digg.com, etc.

She was such a shareaholic she found herself thinking in Facebook status updates, and felt a deep sense of well-being when she discovered Shareaholic www.shareaholic.com

by Ultravioleta May 16, 2009

Al Sharpton

One of the many famous people who give their own race a bad name

Al Sharpton is a racist asshole

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Al Sharpton's Disorder

A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.

The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:

Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”

"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote

by Crazy8888s August 28, 2011

Shartoning

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Shartcon

A simple warning system named in homage to the Defense Readiness Condition aka defcon. Shartcon is also present at 5 levels, whereas shartcon level 5 would mean only a slight chance of a possible shart. Shartcon level 1 would entail that one is in eminent danger of sharting shortly, and should proceed to the nearest bathroom just in case. It is an early warning system aimed at helping normal citizens avoid shitting the pants.

Dude, I drank alot of jager last night and just grubbed some taco bell...I'm operating at a shartcon level 2. Better pull over, just in case--this fart feels dangerous.

by KyleTheMan621 June 7, 2007