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shortball

This phrase comes from cricket terminology. In cricket, a shortball is a fast, rising delivery that causes discomfort to the batsman, and can sometimes result in an injury from being struck by the ball.

In social situations, a short ball can be most loosely defined as anything that causes annoyance, discomfort, or rejection.

Sometimes, when saying "Shortball!', people use an accompanying hand action as if to fend the ball away from their chin, similar to a batsman in cricket. Experienced shortballers sometimes only perform the hand action without saying the word, or just abbreviate the phrase to "Short!"
1: "Hey mate, are you coming to the pub tonight?"
2: "No mate, I have to watch some paint dry at my house"
1: "Shortball there"

1: "Dude, I got locked outside and had to sleep in the snow!"
2: "Shortball there"

1: "So I got back to her place, and she just wanted to watch movies and talk about feelings!"
2: "Shortball"
by hammo1405 March 4, 2011
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shadeball

(n) A person who is so shady, they have become "shade" in physical form.
She caught Jason rifling through her purse when her back was turned. What a f--kin' shadeball!
by Spit Blood July 5, 2004
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"Hey Simone, want to play some Swatball?"
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I thought I sharted, but it was only a shartial.
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shantalle

A Shantalle is one crazy ass nigga, she is like a lonely freckle. They are usually by themselves in their bedroom watching Netflix. They are very educated.
-What did you do this weekend Nae-Nae?
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snarfball

A game of pool that involves many dollar bills. The rules of the game are as follows: The balls must be pocketed in order from 1 to 15. If the shooter does not hit the next ball in order FIRST then he must put a dollar on the table, anywhere, and in any form. The ball does not have to be pocketed, just as long as the next ball in line is hit first before anything else. A scratch results in a dollar being put on the table. Hitting the wrong ball in order results in a dollar being put on the table. Person to pocket the last ball wins the amount of dollars on the tables.
Wanna play snarfball tonight?
Sure.
by jameslegs March 13, 2011
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Holy Shitballs

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.
"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"
by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007
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