Sperm Sharking

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.

Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...

by YouTubeWatcher March 25, 2009

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sharanga

The top bosses or managers of a company

I need to behave this week, the sharangas are here

by #sharanga September 28, 2018

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hammerhead sharking

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.

Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.

by GZX959 December 29, 2015

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Party Sharking

The act of holding a cardboard shark fin between your butt cheeks and being crowd surfed.

1- We're playing beer pong at my place tonight, what are you doing?
2- We're Party Sharking at my house.
1- Oh, screw beer pong then, I'll be over at 10 with my cardboard shark fin decorated with assorted arts and crafts.

by JDigglesby September 28, 2009

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shark gang

A shark gang is a gang of boys that have not hit puberty yet but act like they are tough. Often, a shark gang is extremely cringe-worthy and will terrorize children smaller than them to make the members of the gang feel better about themselves.

"Oii yea bra, that shark gang is heeelllla cool dude."

by sHark Geng February 21, 2018