Maria Sharapova

Winner of the 2006 U.S. Open Women's Championship.

Maria Sharapova crushed Justine Henin-Hardenne in straight sets to win the U.S. Open.

by Nadmenny September 11, 2006

Sharamota

Arabic word for bitch.

I hate that son of a sharamota.

by labwyyy October 4, 2009

Sarapocalypse

Sarah Palin as President of the United States.

Could be coming as near as Jan 20th 2013.

Person 1: "I can't believe gas is 5 dollars a gallon!!"

Person 2: "I warned many about the Sarapocalypse, but they just didn't listen. Well with all of the forced child births, we will have plenty of people to protect us from our foes."

by Anna Dolt July 11, 2009

Sharaphovia

The fear of screaming. Named after Maria Sharapova, whose success in tennis was due mainly to the off-setting effect of primal screams she emitted constantly during her matches. Rationalized to tennis officials as a release of the explosive energy required for hard serves and ground strokes, the main intention was to psyche and dominate her opponents by derailing their concentration using irritating aural noise. Constant exposure to this noise over long matches can be shown to leave an oily plaque on the eardrum and cause dizziness and a rattling sensation in the ears. Potential opponents of such screamers often suffer from Sharaphovia.

When will tennis officials finally ban the infantile tactics used by some players of screaming. How many women in the sport must be handicapped by the dreaded Sharaphovia.

by obracadabra November 21, 2012

Shamapocalypse

An end coming soon to you. there are many stories about apocalypses but the worst to come about to us is the shamapocalypse, the events to take place here are unknown.

...dunno the Shamapocalypse is hard to explain, not much is known about it.

by Sedicee October 29, 2008

shapoval

ususally a girl who has bright blonde hair and is extremely tall. the person thinks they're rather funny but in reality they're not......................

person 1 oh who's that awkward tall blond girl?
person 2 cant you tell its a shapoval!
person 1 true the bright blonde hair and extreme tallness really gave it away

by anya337 October 30, 2010

sharkporation

Sharkporation is that type of corporation filled with sharks. Sharks love to prey on smaller weak fish so they fill the kings of the maritime space, same as in corporations where the big fish tries to overshadow the small fish that is just trying to do their duties and be happy. Sharks are gray and boring and have particular obsession with royal grammas and rainbow parrotfish, to name a few, because their color and fun make them shine no matter their small size. Sharkporations are about make sharks thrive, divide and conquer so little rainbow fish keep trying working harder and harder to please and survive.

"Have you seen Samantha lately?" "of course not, she works now at a sharkporation and she is working like 12 hours a day"
"Oh, I like that amazing building, would be lovely to work there?" " Hell, no, that is the biggest sharkporation around, you will be eaten alive, only beta fish allowed"

by Colibrí March 24, 2021