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stationary

According to Arash at MIT it is the same sexual position as missionary.
- What is your favorite position?

- Just the regular stationary.
by saminmit April 28, 2011
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stationary

not moving
Guy 1: I told my sister that I lift weights and she won't believe me! I told her that I could carry the football field and she's coming around later to see!

Guy 2: Are you crazy? The football field's stationary! And anyway, it's too damn heavy for you to carry!
by XXHolic October 24, 2010
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Urban Saltionary

When your Urban Dictionary submission gets rejected just because it's likely to offend someone or wasn't politically correct. Usually used if the people on Urban Dictionary is being bias with reviews.
Man people on this site don't have any sense of humor anymore. All my submissions were rejected because they had insert politically incorrect word here. They should just rename it to Urban Saltionary.
by Lumlotus December 6, 2016
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stationary syndrome

When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.
Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.

Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".
by Chase Yaz August 23, 2007
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stationary

typical white girl: “oh em gee this stationary is so cute!! #studyhard #tumblr”
people with iq over 2: “stationery*”
by pxssywillow February 10, 2018
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Stationary Boob Action

VERB: Also known as SBA, the stationary action of the breasts of a female caused by a sports bra when said female runs or works out.
Hey, check out all that stationary boob action on the track field today. Those sports bra sure keep the boobs nice ans stationary as all those fine females run about. Mmm mmm mmm.
by CatLover99 April 17, 2011
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stationary road head

When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
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