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Shandoolie

Speaking in a non-sense language (shandooli) when recording someone in public. The purpose is to give the person being recorded the impression that you do not speak English.
Recording person: Harakata takiti kata kata, shandoolie!
Person being recorded: What?
by fivestringer October 1, 2021
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santorrent

A torrent file that shows graphic images of santorum-infused sexual encounters.
Billy, please stop downloading santorrents and come to dinner!
by Jack Mehov Koczyka December 30, 2011
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Shaneomac379

The type of guy to keep his roblox account into his teen years and brag about how many girlfriends and followers he has on roblox.
Guy 1: Yo this guy is 15 why tf is he using roblox
Guy 2: What a Shaneomac379
by Intellectual379 February 14, 2018
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Santorum Administration

A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.
So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."
by Sput August 1, 2012
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Santorum Colada

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.
Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012
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George Santos

To deceive people with misrepresentations about oneself for the purpose of obtaining acceptance into positions of power, institutional enrollment, employment, etc.
With the new resume and cover letter that I wrote today, I should be able to George Santos my way into this better paying job!
by Philip J Kaplan January 23, 2023
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Santorum

The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.
My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.
by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020
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