shampoop

To mischievously replace one's shampoo with feces.

What the fuck is in my hair?!

YOU JUST GOT SHAMPOOPED BITCH!!

by Santa? June 25, 2010

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Defecating while in the bathtub

We had to get our 1 year old baby out of the bathtub fast, she had a shampoopie.

by ddigit January 11, 2010

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When one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the rectum of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner "pooping" the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.

I know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shampooper and my anus has never been so shiny and flake free.

by Frozen Burrito September 9, 2011

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A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111

That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.

by sovrac August 18, 2013

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Blue liquid used to clean a toilet bowl. Can also be called, toilet bowl cleaner, but that's boring.

Boy: "Mommy, what is that stuff called that you are using to clean the toilet?"

Mom: "Umm, toilet bowl cleaner?"

Boy: No. I think it's called SHAMPOOP.

by momof4boys August 19, 2012

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