Shoefucker

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

by spunkynms May 29, 2009

starfucker

A person who obessessed with and seeks out personal interaction with celebrities. The desired interaction is often, but not necessarily, sexual in nature.

Examples include Courtney Love, Star Jones, and pretty much every person on the E! television network.

by A.M. April 17, 2005

shamockery

Sham + Mockery = Shamockery

- not only false, but scornfully contemptuous in it's incorrectness.

Daniel wasn't even a magician, in fact his performance was a shamockery to magic itself!

by Darkko August 12, 2005

Shitfuckery

Majorly screwed up dealings to the point of absolute chaotic disaster due to incompetence and ignorance of other people.

Jeez what a day, non stop shitfuckery.

by Diamondspls July 13, 2020

Starfucker

Woman or man who prides themselves on sleeping with someone of fame. In turn they believe that they too have the same self importance.

Olga Fonda is a starfucker and a woman linked to Guy Ritchie, Ben Stiller, Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn and many more. By sleeping with them she believes she too is a star.

by tylerdirtyden January 14, 2011

Shitfuckery

When a source of information is providing incorrect information in a way that will cause harm to others.

I am so sick of the shitfuckery being performed on us by the New South Wales government with regard to Covid-19.

by Cajewdel December 18, 2021

Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012