shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson

To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.

So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?

by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

Shady hoe

An individual who does not keep it real and is not A' Hunnid all the time. The individual tends to care about him and no one else.

'Brandon is a shady hoe.'

by Tibu28 May 17, 2016

shake her noggin

When you shake a girls head furiously on your dick or while she's sucking it

J: Yo, did you shake her noggin last night
D: Hell yeah
J: Damnn could she breath

by alwaysWright June 30, 2017

shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass

sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french

by J Dubya December 26, 2003

Shake hands with Dick Cheney

Urination. Particularly by means of a penis.

Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.

by Syne May 7, 2008

shake hands with the wife's best friend

to urinate

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

by sloppy Joe April 30, 2003