shankjob

A shankjob is someone who can't do anything correctly and/or does really shoddy work.

George W. Bush is a fucking shankjob.

by Allen A. September 26, 2007

sackjob

the sucking of a nutsack

my balls hurt so bad. i think it was from that sackjob last night.

by bill cosby November 21, 2002

SLACKJOB

A LAZY, INDIFFERENT PERSON OF LOW AMBITION.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE STILL HASN'T GRADUATED COLLEGE, HE'S BEEN A PART-TIME STUDENT FOR 9 YEARS, WHAT A SLACKJOB.

by DAVID J. August 30, 2005

Slackjob Special

A hella gay couple has sex in the shower and while the man has the other dude bent over touching his toes as the man penetrates him, he also makes the dude clean the old jizz off his drain with his tongue

Jim from the library and Tim had a great shower last night, the did the Slackjob Special for the first time!

by ALFclan March 14, 2009

Snackjob

1. A vague, intimate act one performs on someone they consider a snack.

2. A job selling snacks.

1. "Yo she was lookin fine, I'm finna give her a snackjob later."

2. "I cannot go out tonight, I gotta go to my snackjob at the Cinemagic."

by Cool guy 1200 June 16, 2018

Sharkjob

Noun.

1. A blowjob that feels like it’s all teeth.
2. When you receive a blowjob from your girlfriend while they are wearing a shark snuggie.

1. “Damn, Bitch, stop biting it! What is this, a Sharkjob?”
2. “You know that shark snuggie I got for Tracey last month? Last night, man, she surprised me with a sharkjob for Shark Week.”

by Jssj November 25, 2023