Sexcret 

a sexual encounter to be kept a secret. most commonly occurs on tables, but can also take place behind school recreation centers.

hey, did you hear about dana and diego? Aint much of a sexcret anymore!", or "bro i really enjoyed our sexcret, meet me at the mandarin to replay it

Sexcret by DdmeansDanaDiego April 2, 2011

sexgret 

The regret from a sexual experience.

E.g I have such sexgret from last night, he was a 2/10.

sexgret by JossyGee November 9, 2013

sexretary

A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.

John: Are you working late again tonight?

Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.

John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)

sexretary by Coach P July 13, 2006

Sextret 

When an individual has a passionate sexual experience in a setting specifically decorated with various oyster and bivalve shells. Sometimes algae can be substituted for the bivalve shells.

Instead of heading to the local legume show, he decided to head to the hatchery to try and line up a sextret instead.

Sextret by Ronaldmcd October 30, 2014

sexeret 

a sexy kind of secret... you know the ones...

jane: omg i like him so much

leigh: you want his body huh?

jane: yeah, but dont tell, its a sexeret

sexeret by queen amazing, aka leigh May 13, 2005

sexarette 

A conjugation for "After sex cigarette." Used by all smokers, after phenomenal intercourse.

chick: Holy shit, that fuck blew my mind...time for a sexarette, don't chya think?

dude: Oh yeah, sexarette it is.

sexarette by Cas'E McSexY February 22, 2008

Sexret 

a dirty secret that has to do with any type or form of sexual behavior.

My good friend and I kept a sexret about our special shower.

Sexret by Wilde AJ October 30, 2008