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Sexpectation

The feeling of obligation that arises from the thought, or act, of sex. This may include an obligation to share one's possessions in the efforts of acquiring or keeping a sex partner (mostly in a male's case), or to repay one who has shared his possessions (in a female's case).
Sally and I used to hook up regularly, but her sexpectations drove me to bankruptcy.
by cmkaufma June 18, 2011
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Sexpectation

A mix between the words sex and expectation. Sexpectation is when one person assumes that sex with another guaranteed.
When Johnny invited Kim over to watch a movie alone with him, he assured her that he had no sexpectations. It eased her mind.

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"Why can I never meet a man who just wants to chat?" says Kim, "I'm sick of men's false sexpectations!"
by Jamanimal April 22, 2014
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sexpectations

noun; the expectations one has regarding sex.
Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"

Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."

Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.

Mo: *slap*

Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008
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sexpectation

The expectation or assumption of sex. I commonly use this term when meeting online dates for the first time. "I am not a hooker, so no sexpectations please." Original word coined by Luna C, the mistress of all she surveys. ;)
We are meeting for coffee and to make sure you aren't yet another psycho online stalker,so no sexpectations,okay?
by Luna C April 4, 2007
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Sexpectations

The time your Mrs offers you the best sex to not go out on a Sunday with the lads by offering you things sexually your Mum would die to hear.
As in "Pwease don't go pub today, I'll do rude things to you your Mum wouldn't love to hear" "wow, those are some big sexpectations"
by Raypist August 20, 2013
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sexpectations

I have high sexpectations for Veronica.. I know it will be great!!
by KatVonA October 31, 2017
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Sexpectation

Noun. An expectation one may have regarding a potential sexual encounter.
Their sexpectations could practically be written on both of their faces as soon as they entered her bedroom.
by SmartyPants333 December 20, 2019
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