Commit Scooter Ankle 

A super mean thing to say. These 3 words condemn anyone to the worst, most vile pain imaginable.

" I Ate your kids"
"Go Commit scooter ankle"
"OH SHIIII---"
">:))))"

Commit Scooter Ankle by BigBoiSeth November 1, 2018

Scooter ankle 

The act of smacking a scooter against your ankle so hard that the universe shakes

I did a tailwhip and scooter ankle, it hurt like a bitch

Scooter ankle by Gavigu July 13, 2019

Scooter drink 

An alcoholic beverage containing 1/3 more alcohol per serving than the original recipe calls for.

My head is still spinning from the Scooter drink I had last night

Scooter drink by X42 February 15, 2009

Commit Scooter Ankle 

The worst and most painful way to die.

"Yo! Be careful not to commit scooter ankle on your scooter... They can be dangerous."

(Scooter ankle ptsd kicks in)

Commit Scooter Ankle by The master of yeets April 1, 2019

Scooters brother 

A brother of someone who is easy to ride

"ben is such a scooters brother."

Scooters brother by adam Fer. January 31, 2009

pink scooter 

when a man has 2 or more penises and one scrotum containing 4 or more nuts.

in other countries, pink scooter are common deformity.

pink scooter by XskrapX May 24, 2014

Scooter Crunch 

1. A delectable line of ice cream novelties made by the Frecker's Ice Cream Company. Scooter Crunches, which come in primarily chocolate and strawberry, consist of a core of chocolate or strawberry ice cream. Then, there is a layer of vanilla ice cream. After another thin chocolate or strawberry layer, the outside of the treat is covered in "crunchies."

2. Application of the Scooter Crunch brand name to other similarly-crafted ice cream novelties, such as those made by Good Humor, Blue Bunny, Deconna,Greenie's, etc.

3. The manifestation of a universal and infinite higher power in the form of a corporeal embodiment in ice cream.

The other day, I ate a Scooter Crunch, and then I immediately saw the face of God.

Scooter Crunch by JebediahScooter November 7, 2006