Seona

Anglicized form of Seonag or Seònaid. Pronounced Show-na.

The kindest person in the world. She's someone you can tell all your feelings to, and you'll feel enriched by her presence. Even if she knows you're wrong, she'll try and tell you in the most loving way. She's someone you can trust, someone who is loyal and brings you great joy. She's remarkably beautiful, and you can't help but fall in love with her smile. If you're lucky enough to meet a person named Seona, cherish every moment with her. She's herself and beautiful inside and out!

"Hey Seona!"

by Val5353 October 3, 2017

Seasonally Confused

When a person is dressed in clothing from the conplete opposite season that it actually is

"Your friend is wearing a tank top in the middle of the winter. She is so seasonally confused."

by missmary5 April 4, 2010

Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022

Rey Sekona

A Tongan man maybe whose soulmate is a woman named VALENCIA , he might be a Pisces. One of the best friends to have and a very athletic guy. This man can also be called a king .

“Rey sekona is so cute girl , i need me a Rey “

by VALENCIA Sekona January 11, 2023

Sexonaut

A person who explores the outer limits of sex.

Did you hear about what Justin did with that girl last night? Yea, he's a real sexonaut.

by sexonaut April 8, 2009

Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018