semonic

When an inanimate object has been so plastered/drenched/splattered with semen that has not only caked into an oasis of bacteria; the object may almost seem like it has gained sentience and is aware of it's own existence.

"I knew my cum sock was truly semonic when it started telling me to kill my family."

"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"

by bill1123581321 April 14, 2020

semironi

Sem-i-roni: a) The penis in the state of not erect, yet not flacid. b)in between a boner and a limp wang.

1. My meat was semironi until she licked my balls.
2. Talking to his mom, I was semironi.
3. I got so hammered, I only was able to achieve semironi with Britney.

by Matt Baird January 8, 2008

semiotic

person with just one functional eye

David Bowie is semiotic

by Journas October 9, 2003

semisonic

a nonpretentious 90's band...somewhat forgotten....known as a one hit wonder for the song closing time.

semisonic has good songs but is only recognized as a one hit wonder.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008

semiotics

A word philosophers use to mean a condition, of mental pain for example.

On the subject of a students low grades
The semiotics of a convultion by a student who was outraged enough by the precise language of philosophy, coupled with his disgust at the rigidity of a fine art degree, led him to conclude it was all rubbish that came from the loins

by Edgar Allen Post September 22, 2006

Semiconic

Something that is very famous in its time but not quite iconic and timeless. Less than iconic

Beyonce is iconic but Cardi B is only semiconic

by Redeva August 30, 2018

Semiotician

A person who agrees with this definition.

"He really liked Interstellar, but then again, he is a Semiotician."

Brandt: "He's a Semiotician."
Dude: "Aw. That must be exhausting."

by ReHAL December 1, 2014