The Selleck

When an unshaven man gives a woman stubble burn after perfroming cunnilingus.

Joe needs to shave. He keeps giving me a Selleck, and it burns when I pee!

by Vegas & B-Daws June 18, 2004

sexlickdick

A common way for dislexic people to mis-spell, or mis-speak "dislexic".

DISLEXIC CHICK: "I'm sexlickdick".

YOU: (Pull down your pants)

DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)

YOU: (pull your pants up)

DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.

by Sex Ed December 10, 2006

Southern Tom Selleck

The act of shaving a mustache shape into your pubic hair. Not to be confused with a "Südlicher Adolf Hitler", or "Southern Adolf Hitler", which is the act of shaving all of your pubic hair, except of a small patch in the middle.

I needed to trim my junk up, so i got creative and gave myself a Southern Tom Selleck

by Codaayy-again June 1, 2010

Velvet Selleck

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Velvet Selleck is when you've had sex with a menstruating female, then smear the bloody head of your member under her nose, giving her a thick, impressive blood mustache.

Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.

Bro, I was tapping this chick on the rag, and thought she was lookin' undignified. So, I flipped her around, and gave her the Velvet Selleck.

by justincorrect August 10, 2014

Selleck

adjective.
1: laid back nice guy. easy to get along with.

2: a mustache that looks like actor Tom Selleck's mustache

"I love that guy, he's so Selleck."

"His mustache is sick. He is rocking a killer Selleck!"

by saccomedybrian March 31, 2009

Selleck

A common euphemism for the "C-word". Used in polite company when the use of cunt is inappropriate.

"Oh no! I'm sorry Father O'Leary, it looks like we've run out of sausage rolls!"

"Nevermind my son, I think that fat old selleck ate them all."

by mikegloady November 11, 2008

Tom Selleck

A verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.

Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.

'Some people call me a salesman. I call myself a "salesfront". So obviously I need strangers to trust me so I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.'

- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"

by bonbonvert February 4, 2010